Monday, March 16, 2009

Catering Coordinator or Defense Agaist the Dark Arts Professor?

Last week I got a call from the Catering Coordinator at the Three Village Inn, following up on a detail or the wedding. I don't call her back straight away, but instead decide to e-mail the Catering and Sales Manager (the guy we met with back in February) to follow up on some other stuff. When Karen (the coordinator) calls me back, she tells me that John (the manager) is no longer with the Three Village Inn. What the freak-a-zoids is going on here? She said that he quit because the commute was worse than he thought it was going to be, especially as a single father. John, you really should of thought about that before you charmed your way into our hearts! So like most people in a room of the parties that Arthur and I attend, the two people we trusted to do our wedding right have vacated the premises.

It is a little frustrating, but ultimately, I think everything will be fine. Karen will now run the show and she seems perfectly capable.

In other wedding news. . . my dress is in! Yeah! Made an appointment to view it in a couple of Tuesdays from now. Problem with that is, that none of my friends can really go with me. Seems somewhat sad to go and put your dress back on by yourself. I'm going to attempt to drag my mother from the 'burbs to check it out.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Andrea's Eleven Questions for the Producers of The Bachelor



1) Am I the only one who no longer finds Jason's son cute?
2) Why did DeAnna have to fly to New Zealand for what appeared to be a 15 minute convo?
3) Why were they in New Zealand again?
4) How many times did Jason cry during the 3 hour Bachelor marathon we just witnessed?
5) How insensitive (aka shitty) was it of Jason to break up with Melissa on TV?
6) Did everyone cheer when Melissa called him a bastard?
7) Why did Molly not react the way I wanted her to - by telling Jason to go @#$% himself?
8) Will Jason break up with Molly in after the after the final rose?
9) Why is it that every audience favorite bachelor taken from The Bachelorette who makes a re-appearance "to find love" ends up looking like a pig?
10) Will Molly get a rose now?
11) Was that a connived series of events to manufacture the most dramatic Bachelor ever? (the last five words are said in Chris Hansen voice)